Two Minute Mystery:

[vitugglan]

The Case Of The Department Store Murder.  Link.

Back in school (when dinosaurs roamed) I used to order these Two Minute Mysteries from Scholastic.  Now I wonder why Dr. Haledjian was always so conveniently on-scene.  Did they let the real serial killer go when he offered them a reasonable substitute?

[spaniardx]

As he was walking though the Lingerie section, he was obviously looking for frilly unmentionables (no judgement)

[vitugglan]

Lol! For a friend, or for himself?